Happy Independence Day to my fellow Americans

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I’m having a quiet day at home, just like yesterday, hanging with family. We were planning to camp out on the side of a hill somewhere to watch the fireworks tonight, but we’ve been invited to a party. I have no idea what we’ll end up doing. All I know is that I plan to bore my son with an explanation of what we’re celebrating and why.

Happy Birthday, America.

How to marginalize yourself

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I knew touring comedian Gallagher had did conservative schtick, but I never realized he’d become such a pathetic asshole. Sample quote: “If Obama was really black, he’d act like a black guy and get a white wife.” Jesus. James Nicoll would mark this with the “memetic prophylactic recommended” tag.